Darling I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since I fell in love... You would not believe that I actually have a life. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it..

I am absolutely consumed with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, selling my soul to Google, just generally being a Darling to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day drifts aimlessly from the light through yonder window breaks to whenever. I am avoiding recapture. but who cares.

I absolutely, positively promise I will write something that makes sense soon. Well, I'll try. The Piccaninnies say I have to!.